Aye! Depending one which part of my various travels around the world you know me from, you may know me as “La Furtiva Cerdo”, or you may refer to me as “King Megiras: Destroyer of Worlds”. However, in my current location, I am known only as “Captain Coolz”, the masked vigilante friend of CGoodz, who sacrifices great portions of his social life to provide you sick people with a few laughs at somebody else’s expense! Here’s a few tidbits about myself, make sure to keep this crucial information secret from my enemies, or your death will be painful and imminent:
Interests: Writing blogs when not hiding from my various enemies in cathedrals, abandoned castles, Government testing bases etc., watching comedy and improv entertainment, doing things that are likely going to end up with me in the emergency room, practicing Kempo Karate eating nachos, fighting aliens and ninjas, just boring stuff like that
Food: Nachos, any meat, croutons and mustard…shut up its good!
Music: Dropkick Murphys, Flogging Molly, and some other stuff….
Movies: Pirates of the Caribbean 1,2, and 3. All of the LOTR movies, Kung Pow, Monty Python, and Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street….
Revealing any more information about myself would allow my enemies to find me…
However, enjoy the bloggage!