Maria vs Griffey

This 3-11 matchup features Ken Griffey, Jr and Maria Sharapova.


Ken Griffey, Jr.:

  • 611 career home runs (5th all-time)
  • 1987 number 1 overall draft pick
  • Owns a Gold Glove for every year of the 1990’s
  • 1997 American League MVP
  • 13 time all-star selection
  • Has had over 100 RBI’s in a season 8 times
  • Credited with having ‘the most beautiful and effortless’ swing of all-time
  • Has 4 video games named after him

Maria Sharapova:

  • 305-70 career singles record
  • Highest paid female athlete
  • Has been victorious at Wimbledon, the U.S. Open and the Australian Open
  • Ranked number 1 for 18 weeks
  • Most searched for athlete on the internet in 2005 and 2008
  • Her middle name is Yuryevna
  • Can produce a grunt of 101 decibles
  • She is hot

As much as I would love to have Maria Sharapova move on to the sweet 16, I can’t bring myself to do it.  Griffey will face the winner of the Ichiro Tom Brady matchup.


About shasaw

My wonderful abilities to write have caused Chris to offer me a contract worth $4.8 million to write for We Got The Goodz. I reluctantly accepted the offer since I know that my skills are worth much more than that. Anyway, here is some stuff about me. Interests: Baseball (D-Backs), Hockey (Sabres), Football (Bills), also playing pool, darts and poker Music: Mostly country, although I'm a big fan of the Kings of Leon. The Foo Fighters, John Mayer, Jason Mraz and the Eagles are good too. Movies: Slap Shot, Happy Gilmore, Braveheart, I Am Legend, Starsky and Hutch, Blues Brothers, Taxi and National Treasure. Books: Kurt Vonnegut is an author I don't mind, so any books he wrote.
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