Tim ‘Eater X’ Janus

This is my second installment of ‘Eater of the Week’. Enjoy.

Tim Janus was born on December 31, 1976. He came out of the womb with a full head of hair and his face painted.

Tim Janus was born on December 31, 1976. He came out of the womb with a full head of hair and his face painted.

 

He had to sign himself up for preschool, his parents were crazy drunks.

He had to sign himself up for preschool, his parents were crazy drunks.

 

He had a lot of trouble in school, and eventually dropped out.

He had a lot of trouble in school, and eventually dropped out.

 

By dropping out of school, he was forced out onto the streets by his parents.

By dropping out of school, he was forced out onto the streets by his parents.

 

He stole tickets to an Ozzy Osbourne concert, and was inspired by his tactics. When Ozzy chomped off the head of that bat, Janus knew that he needed to be an eater.

He stole tickets to an Ozzy Osbourne concert, and was inspired by his tactics. When Ozzy chomped off the head of that bat, Janus knew that he needed to be an eater.

He began his training right away. He knew that one day he would be shoving hot dogs in his mouth on national TV.

He began his training right away. He knew that one day he would be shoving hot dogs in his mouth on national TV.

 

He won Rookie of the Year in 2004, and has been on an uphill climb every since. He is now one of the most prestiged eaters in the sport.

He won Rookie of the Year in 2004, and has been on an uphill climb every since. He is now one of the most prestiged eaters in the sport.

Eater X’s records include:

 – 4 lbs. of Tiramisu

– 71 Tamales

– 10.5 lbs of Ramen Noodles (using chopsticks)

Eater X’s Official Wiki Page

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One Response to Tim ‘Eater X’ Janus

  1. Mgoodz says:

    great blog,i mite consider coming out of retirement

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