This summer, instead of dressing up like Indians and dumping tea into the harbor, Boston natives will be celebrating yet another championship. I really hate Boston, well the city anyway. They win everything. It’s really starting to get annoying. Here are my top ten things I hate about/from Boston.
10- Curt Schilling and his ketchup filled sock.
9- The Red Sox mascot. What is that thing anyway?
8- Barbara Walters. She talks like a deaf gay guy.
7- Short sleeved hoodies (cough Belichick cough)
6- Paul Revere. If he hadn’t signaled that the British were coming I could have a sweet British accent right now.
5- The movie “Fever Pitch”. I can’t believe I actually sat through that.
4- I guess I’ll throw the Bruins in here, even though they suck anyway
3- Cah=car and Pa’k=Park. God I can’t stand the way they talk. Drives me insane. Their accent even has its own Wiki page!
2- The New England Riptide. Why can’t Buffalo have a professional softball team?
1- Gillette. It is not the best a man can get.
God is love, Rev Run. (Sorry Donnie I forgot)