The Infamous Captain Jack Sparrow

A tribute to the infamous Jack Sparrow; made by myself. Yes, I was bored.

Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Despite the fact the fourth installment of the Indiana Jones trilogy is no longer breaking news, or even recent when compared to the movies CGoodz has reviewed so far, the movie had so many points to it that needed discussing I felt compelled to abandon my usual post and venture off into movie reviewing.

I could spend hours praising Harrison Ford’s brilliant performance, but in all honesty, we all know Ford is a phenomenal actor and is fully capable of playing any role he wants to; it would seem that focusing on the performances of the other leading roles in the movie would be less redundant. I myself, as a spiteful Disney-Hater to the death (post coming soon on Disney-Nazism allegations) was extremely hesitant to give former “Even-Stevens” star Shia LaBeouf a chance, but I must admit that his performance as Indy’s young greaser sidekick Mutt was absolutely outstanding. One particularly noticeable feature of LaBeouf’s performance as Mutt was that Mutt is so far the only character besides Dr.Jones himself to be given that chilling god-like aurra when the Indiana Jones theme song rolls with the hero performing a complicated action scene, such as swinging on the vines during the chase scene between Dr.Spalko’s forces and what one might call the “Jones Family”. This might sound like a trivial matter, but this might be the earliest signs of a possible spin-off after Ford is no longer capable of playing Indiana (God forbid!). The only critics of LaBeouf’s performance were those old fashioned hard-noses who simply hate anything that is not the original and would not have given any actor who wasn’t in the originals a chance.

Yes, We Are Insane

After a frustrating bloggers block, The mystificational waste product of the digital age that is youtube sent me divine help in the form of Caramelldansen, one of the greatest internet phenomenon to ever hit….the internet. Caramelldansen was originally a song by the Swedish Pop/Techno band, Caramell, but is much better known for the famous Caramelldansen internet meme, featuring two anime girls performing the “trademark” caramel dance. CGoodz and myself have taken the liberty of putting our tremendous dance skills to the test and creating our own Caramelldansen complete with flawless graphics and seamlessly mastered audio effects.  See if you can tell which is the original… (Hint: we are much sexier)

 

(CGoodz supplied the pictures)

You guessed it, that one on the top is obviously a cheap knockoff…..

Captain Coolz AIM Definitions

The Acronyms of AIM, the way i define them XD

People use a lot of acronyms on AIM to say things they allegedly mean. Yet over time, the meanings of these common phrases have been corrupted to mean other things. But fear not, here is an updated list of every term you could possibly cross on AIM.

- jk- An expression used to say extremely mean and cruel, yet usually hilarious things, with very entertaining results. ex:

Jack- Hey Sean, you are such a retard, I hate you so much cuz your such a fairy, I bet you don’t even have stairs in your house since everyone knows fairies can fly! You are quite possibly the lamest person I’ve ever met, seeing as your mom gets more actions from her clients than you will ever get in your entire life. Haha, you are such a pathetic waste of life, go kill yourself. jk.

Sean- ik, haha